The kind Police

The Police should not be allowed to startle drivers with flashing blue and red lights. After all it is well known that certain patterns of flashing lights could quite possibly cause epilepsy in certain prone people. Definetly becomes confusing to me when I check that flicker in all 3 of my mirrors. How would the police know who is at risk, to having a sudden seizure, either a “grand mal” or “petit mal” with potential fatal results.

The startling sound of the siren is another thing that could cause heart failure or trigger an irrythmic heart beat, may even set it off to heart racing speeds, as I know it can make my heart to race, and so to risk life threatening filbrilation.

Another factor is the stress that is caused by some just seeing a police vehicle or police person, particularly if they seem to be waving at you. I am sure their blood pressure goes up as does mine, and so at risk of heart problems, as already mentioned, or strokes, that may cause perverse effects on the brain.

All these things naturally makes the body out of control and tremoulous, often with bad side effects on the right leg as the spasms force the toe of the foot down and so unfortunately on the accelerator with dire consequences. So far my foot has not been afflicted, yet.

We are so lucky the police recognize this problem and are endeavouring to overcome this, like in the past with having stop over points for the car driving public where they are invited to stop and have a well earned break, cup of tea/coffee and a bite to eat (dough nuts any one? what about the cholesterol levels or obesity level you may well ask). It is obvious that we simply need more police around to serve coffee and biscuits and sort all these things out.

There there, the helpful police will solve all our problems, crime, robbery, burglary, violence, child abuse, etc., like spanking will become a thing of the past.