Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Confused religion

  •  The next week the new priest put some vodka in his water and really kicked up a storm. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done this time. “Fine” he answered : but there are a few things you should get straight
  •  :- no 1 There are 10 commandments , not 12 . 
  • no2 There are 12 disciples not 10. 
  • no3 David slew Goliath, he didn’t kick shit out of him .
  •  no4 We don’t refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
  •  no5 Next Saturday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peters, not a Peter pulling contest at St Taffy’s
  •  no6 The Father, son and Holy Ghost are not big daddy , junior and the spook.
  •  No7 Moses parted the water at the red sea, He didn’t pass water . 
  • no8 We do not refer to Judas as el finko. 
  • No9 The pope is consecrated ,not castrated and we do not refer to Him as the godfather .”

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