1 min. 42 secs for the history books...
Dr. Barbara Bellar candidate for Illinois State Senate -
"So, let me get this straight. This is a long sentence.
"We're going to gifted with a health care plan
we are forced to purchase,
and fined if we don't,
which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people
without adding a single new doctor
but provides for 16 thousand new IRS agents,
written by a committee
whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that didn't read it
but exempted themselves from it
and signed by a President who smokes
we are forced to purchase,
and fined if we don't,
which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people
without adding a single new doctor
but provides for 16 thousand new IRS agents,
written by a committee
whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that didn't read it
but exempted themselves from it
and signed by a President who smokes
(much applause and laughter),
same sentence,
same sentence,
with funding administered by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes
(applause and laughter),
for which we will be taxed for 4 years
before any benefits take effect
by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,
all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese
before any benefits take effect
by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,
all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese
(applause and laughter),
and financed by a country that's broke
(very much applause and laughter).
"So, what the blank could possibly go wrong?"
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